Pain is an Illusion

Pain is an Illusion My name is Nessa and I'm a workaholic.

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Most honest book review ever.

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Most honest book review ever.

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Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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But can you imagine having two moms and then they split and marry other women and whenever you ask permission to do something
"Go ask your mother"

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girllookitthatbody-ahh:

I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.

“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”

Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.

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this movie was actally great

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OMG how cruel

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The ultimate dad joke compilation

what a country

My mom noticed an anthill near our front porch and told my dad to go to the store and get medicine for the ants. And he replied, “Why? Are they sick?”

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Elisa Ancori (Barcelona, Spain) - Koi I from Metamorfish, 2014     Drawings: Pencils

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Elisa Ancori (Barcelona, Spain) - Koi I from Metamorfish, 2014     Drawings: Pencils

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emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

"We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own."

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my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)